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You know what we’re NOT going to do. We’re not going to make any silly, grade-school jokes about a very serious topic. We’re going to avoid the obvious puns and metaphors, the distasteful plays on words, and the easy, cheap, low-brow tropes.
There’ll be no talk of athletes ‘diving in’, playing Olympic ‘hand ball’, or ‘eventing’. We won’t stand for it and NO ONE should put their crazy jokes in the comments. Really.
We’ll just leave this here: The London Olympic Organizing Committee is giving out a record 150,000 condoms for use during the 2012 Olympic games.
To put that in perspective there are 10,000 athletes who will be in the village for total of 15 days. The Olympics are awesome.